Trump Predicts Kamala Will Bring “Soviet Level Prices” As He Freaks Over 5 Point Loss In Poll

I guess the Ruskies are the bad guys again. Wait until Putie hears this, he’ll be so disappointed. Although Putie, being nothing if not a pragmatist, has probably already given up on Donald Trump and is figuring out the cultivation of his next useful idiot. So much time wasted on Donald and Ivana in Moscow in the 80’s. Sigh. Ivana’s pushing up grass beside the first hole at Bedminster and Donald’s throwing ketchup bottles and tearing out his remaining strands of hair. What’s a dictator to do? You just can’t get good help anymore.
the tweet ends, “meaning EVERY American will be taxed up to 80% of their income! If you want more CASH and less TAX, VOTE TRUMP!!!” Three exclamation points but he’s not upset or anything. He’s doing fine, just fine. Now this tweet I really love.
“made healthcare more affordable and accessible for our Nation’s Heroes! Kamala and Walz will put Criminals, Terrorists, and Illegal Aliens FIRST. I will always put law-abiding, hardworking, patriotic AMERICANS First!” Hey, I want to stay in the luxury hotels with the illegal aliens. Are some of them space aliens, I hope? Where do I sign up?
And now I see the Republican platform with great clarity. Let’s just rearrange it slightly. Let’s make it Criminals, Aliens, and Terrorists or CATS, which explains the childless cat lady crack. Great. I definitely want to stay with the CATS in the luxury hotels and have my healthcare taken care of. This is sounding better all the time.
“there will be famine, starvation, and poverty, the likes of which we have never seen. America will NEVER recover!” See, you’ll starve to death with Kamala, the stock market will crash and WWIII will start. But life will be paradise under Trumpty Dumpty. This is so far out there that future historians will read this and wonder if this is self-parody.
Trump is probably reacting to the cheery headline that Newsweek is running, “Kamala Harris Leads Trump In Six National Polls In One Day.” Trump reads a headline like that and he hears the clang of prison doors behind him.
In a poll of 1,000 likely voters by ActiVote, conducted between August 7 and 14, the vice president opened up a lead of 4.8 percentage points on her opponent in a head to head matchup, with 52.4 percent of the vote to Trump’s 47.6 percent. The poll had a 3.1 percent margin of error.
Harris also led Trump by 2 points when third party candidates were included in a poll of 1,407 registered voters conducted by The Economist and YouGov between August 11 and 13. Head-to-head, Harris was leading Trump by 4 points, on 49 percent to his 45 percent. The poll had a 3.2 percent margin of error.
The vice president has taken the lead in multiple polls after Joe Biden pulled out of the 2024 race to be president and endorsed her as the Democratic nominee. Harris has proven to be a unifying force for the party as she prepares to go up against Republican nominee Trump on November 5.
Wipe out, Donald. Team Trump sinks to the bottom of the sea.